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There's somethin in these grains givin my tummy pains

Cause it hurts when I eat Gluten...

I can't stop poopin.

I go back to wheat just for a treat and it hurts more than when I started so I'm beat.

Now I'm stickin to life

GLUTEN FREE

But let's face it, I ain't where I wanna be.

This gluten-free life, it chose me.

It chose me.

I'm wheatless,

I've lost it all

How do I go on?

The bread is gone.

I'm wheatless,

I'm gluten-free

Didn't choose this

It chose me

It's chose me

...Me.

Am I a celiac or a hypochondriac

I'm not tryna loose weight, I dn't think that I'm fat

But I do have an allergy

It's not about the calories

Don't question my authority

My health is my priority

Eatin' rice on my daily girnd

Can't have soy sauce and I loose my mind

Because gluten is a secret in a lot of ingredients

And I can't help feeling like a victim and a deviant

I'm wheatless,

I've lost it all

How do I go on?

The bread is gone.

I'm wheatless,

Yeah, I'm gluten-free

I didn't choose this

It chose me

It's chose me

I don't frequent restaurants, waiters be hatin'

Cuz I keep askin quesitons bout what they be platin'

"Is there gluten in this dish here?--

I can't have that" as I shed a tear

I used to live life drinking beer eatin snacks

Now I spend time reading nutritional facts

Don't get me wrong I am real happy but

I remember donuts and I get...

Kinda...

Gassy...

I'm wheatless,

I've lost it all

How do I go on?

The bread is gone.

I'm wheatless,

Yeah, I'm gluten-free

I didn't choose this

It chose me

It's chose me

Black matte acrylix

Pix backstage at Skrillex

Big lips, turqoise tips,

can't go got some conflictz.

Lacin up them fendis,

they say I'm really trendy's.

Throwin on that flannel catch me drivin through at Wendy's.

Givin' ya Geisha Goth.

No I ain't cut from the same cloth.

I'm wearin and I'm sharin and you starin like a light to a moth.

Rollin in my G Wagon

I aint a full Kardashian.

Jenner life that's who I is,

Dad's a chick it ain't your biz.

With Normie in my purse,

you fall under my curse.

Here's the sitch

I'm a witchy bitch

I could put you in a hearse.

With that raised brow and lips pursed,

Instagram you know I'm first.

Phone in hand I got no strife I pose for the selfie this is my life.

This is my life.

Fuck just bein Miley,

BAE I'm Kylie.

This is my life.

Blue wig, pink wig,

No I don't smoke cigs.

Date this dude, he has a kid.

I'm a kid

I'm a kid.....

Sittin Tuesday mornin and watchin TLC,

Bae says yes to that dress when I hear my cell-y.

Homegirl Milisi may be callin for dinner.

"Let's go to Bikram yoga and like get more thinner!"

I hesitate, let it resignate, zen for the body and mind would be great...

So I show up to that class,

feelin like a dime,

but everybody's yoga clothes are cooler than mine.

Girl, if you want that piece of mind, then it's yoga you've gotta find...

when you wake up today, you say namaste,

but girl before you get into that chavasna pose,

you better up and check your clothes...

because in yoga that's the way that it goes.

So I say namaste and get on my way,

I hit up LULULEMON, Lorna Jane and Sport Chalet.

To get my Nike, Reebok, Champion, those I do look fancy in...

Neon yellow, Neon Pink,

Black like Kim Kardashian.

I charge the card feelin so devine,

because no one's yoga clothes'll be cooler than mine!!!!!!

Girl if you want that piece of mind then it's yoga you gotta find,

when you wake up today you say namaste but girl when you get into that chavasna pose, you better up and check you clothes!

Because in yoga that's the way that it goes...

because in yoga that's the way that it goes....

because in yoga

yogayoga clothes.

yogayogayoga clothes

yogayogayoga clothes.

Decked out in my hardtail and athleta,

gonna be a sight to see a head turn-UH

SO I show up to that class feelin like a star,

but no one's in yoga they're in

CARDIO BARRE.

Black matte acrylix

Pix backstage at Skrillex

Big lips, turqoise tips,

can't go got some conflictz.

Lacin up them fendis,

they say I'm really trendy's.

Throwin on that flannel catch me drivin through at Wendy's.

Givin' ya Geisha Goth.

No I ain't cut from the same cloth.

I'm wearin and I'm sharin and you starin like a light to a moth.

Rollin in my G Wagon

I aint a full Kardashian.

Jenner life that's who I is,

Dad's a chick it ain't your biz.

With Normie in my purse,

you fall under my curse.

Here's the sitch

I'm a witchy bitch

I could put you in a hearse.

With that raised brow and lips pursed,

Instagram you know I'm first.

Phone in hand I got no strife I pose for the selfie this is my life.

This is my life.

Fuck just bein Miley,

BAE I'm Kylie.

This is my life.

Blue wig, pink wig,

No I don't smoke cigs.

Date this dude, he has a kid.

I'm a kid

I'm a kid.....

Made my money in Real Estate

Never have to work again

On the course on Tuesday

Woke up at what was it? 10?

When Trump is President

We won't b hesitant

To keep on spendin the billz

We'll buy our third yacht

In a tropical spot

Fourth house in Beverly Hills

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

I pray to God in the mornin and b4 I go to bed

get that *Muslim* OUT OF OFFICE

get TRUMP in there instead

we won't have to worry bout babies unborn, from BORTIONS performed by the devils horn

I KNOOOOW TRUMP CAN RUN THIS NATION

CUZ he gives money to our congregation!

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

I'm a construction worker and a big Trump fan

He'll build a wall and make the immigrants scram

The President has always been a male

Bill cheated on Hillary she must be stale

HEY BABY COME BACK OR YOU'RE FIRED

Damn that line'll work when Trump is hired

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

I dream of being first lady Melania Trump

She does a lot she has lip plump.

I want a little Baron like their Baron too.

Impregnate me American so I can be citizen.

uhhhh...i dunno much about politics

but when i think of Trump i think of hicks

don't really got much else to stay

except uhhhhh i like his toupee.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN x 8

MELISSA maryeLEHMAN

ALI EAGLE

Kylie Jenner Rap:My Life

Donald Trump Rap:

Make America Great Again

WHEATLESS

YOGA CLOTHEZZZ

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